December 2010
I’ve always had a ‘soft-spot’ for the homeless. I may not know their story, but just looking at them and imagining what they’re going through is heartbreaking.
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Stupidity at its funniest.
So you put a status on Facebook saying that you gained five-six pounds, and saying how horrible it is? Bitch, you’re fucking 90 pounds. I’m 98 pounds, and if I gained that much weight, I’d be one happy motherfucker. You also said you needed to ‘work out.’ Call me a hypocrite for calling you a hypocrite, but bitch was the one who said that she needed to gain weight and...
“Tears are words the heart can’t express.”
– Unknown (via kari-shma)
I suddenly wished for the impossible.
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Heart Attack Sauce.
Kuya: What type of chicken is this? How come it's not the spicy-licious juicylicious chickenjoy?
Tita: I didn't buy that one. Here get some gravy for it then.
Kuya: Gravy? Don't you mean the heart attack sauce?
Everyone: LOL.
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zomgitsmark asked: Merry Christmas/Happy Holidays! Hope you had a great day! Thanks for the follow after all this time :3 You're awesome!
zomgitsmark asked: Merry Christmas/Happy Holidays! Hope you had a great day! Thanks for the follow after all this time :3 You're awesome!
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I’m happy I got a pair pajamas this year. You know why? Because they’re hello kitty pajamas.
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That akward moment when you notice someone you know when you’re at church, and all they do is stare at you. No ‘waving hi’ or anything either.
I can’t believe Christmas is two days from now… It doesn’t even feel like December.
Secret Santa.
Me: So did you get _____'s present for Secret Santa?
Her: (in a stuck up voice) No. She doesn't deserve a gift. I mean, she's been so bitchy and like, oh my gosh, yeah.
Me: .........
“Men are such babies.”
– -Anastasia
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Lately, I’ve been uninspired. My inflicted thoughts haven’t gotten me anywhere. I just feel like getting something off my chest, but I don’t know exactly what it is. Keeping my cool in school isn’t helping me either because I always end up showing my ‘sadness’. I just, I don’t know anymore. I don’t know what’s wrong with me, and I feel bad for...
Yeah, thanks for not saying goodbye…
Oh, this girl.
*Bitches be grinding*
Me: ohmyfuckinggoodness.
Sirenia: *yelling and crying* WHAT IS THIS? OH MY GOSH. WHAT IS THIS?! WILL YOU TELL ME THE POINT TO THIS?! IT LOOKS LIKE THEY'RE FUCKING EACH OTHER! *tears come running down*
Me: You're such an emotional Mexican.
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When people are grinding, they’re just like:
And I’m just like:
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The Google Translate voice makes me laugh so much, you don’t even know.
mysterysongs:
I’m so akward when it comes to compliments.
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I'm hungry.
I’m hungry.
sereeeenity asked: I lahhhve you ~! :D
Rant.
If you need help with schoolwork, then I don’t mind helping you at all. But, if that’s the only reason why you communicate with me, then copy work off of someone else. Don’t come up to me thinking it’s okay to literally copy my work, when you could have done it in the first place. Oh, and another thing: If you text me asking for homework pages or whatever else about school,...
When I'm doing homework,
I’m just like:
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My diaphragm is having a spasm.
I fucking hate rats. I fucking hate mice. I fucking hate this shit up in my room.
What is this fuckery?D;
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Ahhh, I see you’re functioning properly again.
That's just nasty.
‘Is your vagina crying out loud? Do you need to stick a tissue up there to control it? Or do you just wanna wipe the tears away?’
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My mind has been blank for the last couple of days. I haven’t really been thinking of anyone except for myself. I know, I may sound selfish, but it’s nice not worrying about someone who doesn’t think about you once in a while.
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Agnes' emotions, cuteness overload!!!
randomness-is-epic:
Happy!
Sad
Angry
Hungry(wait, is that an emotion? whatever, still so cute!)
Scared
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Mhmmm, Iteria's sister.
Sophie: Have you guys seen my sister?
Me&Kristina: Nope, we think we she went home.
Sophie: Oh. Well I saw Kyle when I was walking on my way here.
Me: You still have a crush on him, don't you guuuuuurl?
Sophie: He's weird. He was all like, "Hey girl, how are you?" Then his weird looking cousin, AC or something like that was all like, "Hey guuuurl, you wanna make out?"
Me&Kristina: hahahahahahaha!
Sophie: So I looked at him, and was all like, "I'm too young to make out. I'm like 8 years old."
Sophie: Then kyle said something I forgot, so I hit him. Guess what? He started rubbing where i hit him and was all like, "Daaaang girl, you hit hard!."
Me: Fascinating.
Sophie: Yeah, I'm tough and nerdy. Then I walked away, because they were so weird...
*she walks away*
Kristina: Kyle's gonna be one pimpin' daddy!
Me: not even, more like a creeper*insert facepalm face here*
